Osgood Perkins films are apparently not for me. There are aspects of The Monkey (a demented, jet-black comedy) and Longlegs (his try at a procedural Lecter-esque film) that I absolutely adored but, it doesn't take away the fact that both films had me looking at my watch several times during their respective viewings. And The Monkey is 97 minutes long for Christ's sake! He's a good film maker, he's just a boring story teller. I should see if there's a film he directed, but didn't write, out there before I write him off completely.